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๐Ÿ ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ’ฉโœจ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ŠโœŠโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘โœ‹๐Ÿ™โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™‡๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘’๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ‘š๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ‘ก๐ŸŽฝ๐Ÿ‘›๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ข๐Ÿ‘˜๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŒ‚๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’šโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ๐Ÿข๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒ๐Ÿž๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐Ÿก๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“๐ŸŠ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ†๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒœ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ™โญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽโ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒ€๐ŸŒโ›…๏ธโ˜๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒŠโšก๏ธโ˜”๏ธโ„๏ธโ›„๏ธ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ…๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿž๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿš๐Ÿœ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿง๐ŸŠ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿน๐Ÿต๐Ÿท๐Ÿ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿด๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿค๐Ÿƒโšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿšตโšพ๏ธ๐ŸŽด๐ŸŽด๐Ÿ€„๏ธ๐ŸŽพ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŽฑ๐ŸŽฒ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽฟ๐ŸŽณ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŽจ๐ŸŽน๐ŸŽป๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ”–๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ“›๐Ÿ”ฌ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ”ญ๐Ÿ”ญ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ“†๐Ÿ“‡๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“‚๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“โœ๏ธโœ’๏ธ๐Ÿ“Ž๐Ÿ“Ž๐Ÿ“Œโœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“™๐Ÿ““๐Ÿ““๐Ÿ“”๐Ÿ“’๐Ÿ“’๐Ÿ“™๐Ÿ“ฒ๐Ÿ“ฏ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ“ซ๐Ÿ“ง๐Ÿ“ฅ๐Ÿ“ช๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿ“‘๐Ÿ“ฌ๐Ÿ“คโœ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ“ญ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ฎ๐Ÿ“ฉ๐Ÿ“จ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ›๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ด๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ’ณ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ””โŒš๏ธ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ”ฆ๐Ÿ”“๐Ÿ”•๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃโณ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”Œ๐Ÿ”‹๐Ÿ”‘โŒ›๏ธโฐ๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿ”๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ“ท๐Ÿ“ท๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ปโ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ”‰๐Ÿ”ˆ๐Ÿ“€๐Ÿ’ฝ๐Ÿ’ฝ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ”‡๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‹๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐ŸŽŽ๐ŸŽ‘๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽ’๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿก๐Ÿซ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฌโ›ช๏ธ๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿช๐ŸŒ‡๐ŸŒ†๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฐโ›บ๏ธ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ—ผ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ—พ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿšฃโš“๏ธ๐ŸŽก๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŒ„โ›ฒ๏ธโœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒ…๐ŸŒ…๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ’บ๐Ÿšโ›ต๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐ŸŒ‰๐Ÿšค๐Ÿš‚๐ŸŽ ๐ŸšŠ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿšž๐Ÿš†๐Ÿš„๐Ÿš…๐Ÿšˆ๐Ÿš๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿš๐Ÿš‡๐Ÿš™๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš•๐Ÿš–๐Ÿš›๐Ÿšš๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšก๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿšฅ๐ŸšŸ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš โš ๏ธ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿš๐Ÿš๐Ÿš๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿš๐ŸŽซ๐Ÿšฒโ™จ๏ธ๐Ÿšฒ๐ŸŽฐ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿšก๐ŸŽฐโ™จ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐ŸŽช๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ•ข๐Ÿ• 1โƒฃ2โƒฃ3โƒฃ4โƒฃ5โƒฃ6โƒฃ7โƒฃ๐Ÿ”ฃ๐Ÿ”ข๐Ÿ”Ÿ๐Ÿ”Ÿ0โƒฃ9โƒฃ8โƒฃ8โƒฃโฌ†๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ”ก๐Ÿ”ค๐Ÿ”คโ†—๏ธโ—€๏ธโชโ–ถ๏ธโ†–๏ธโ†–๏ธโ†˜๏ธโซโฌ๐Ÿ”ฝโ†™๏ธโ†”๏ธโ†ฉ๏ธโคต๏ธโคด๏ธโ†•๏ธ๐Ÿ”„โ„น๏ธ๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿ”€๐Ÿ†–๐Ÿˆด๐Ÿˆฒ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”‚๐ŸŽฆ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿˆน๐Ÿ†•๐Ÿ†•๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿˆฏ๏ธ๐Ÿˆบ๐Ÿˆถ๐Ÿˆณ๐Ÿ†’๐Ÿ†“๐Ÿˆš๏ธ๐Ÿˆš๏ธ๐Ÿšป๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ๐Ÿ›‚๐Ÿ›„๐Ÿšน๐Ÿšน๐Ÿšญ๐Ÿ›…๐Ÿ›ƒ๐Ÿˆท๐Ÿšผ๐Ÿšพ๐Ÿˆธ๐Ÿ‰‘ใŠ™๏ธ๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿšฎโ“‚๏ธใŠ—๏ธใŠ—๏ธ๐Ÿ†‘๐ŸšฑโŽโœ…๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†”๐Ÿšทโœด๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ†š๐Ÿ†šโœณ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ต๐Ÿšฏ๐Ÿ“ด๐Ÿ“ดโ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐโ™ˆ๏ธโ™๏ธโ™๏ธโ™‰๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ†Žโ™Š๏ธโ™‘๏ธโ™’๏ธโ™‹๏ธ๐Ÿ…พ๐Ÿ’ โ™Œ๏ธโ™“๏ธโ›Žโ™๏ธโžฟโ™ป๏ธโ™Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฏ๐ŸงโŒโญ•๏ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’น๐Ÿ’น๐Ÿ’ฒโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ”š๐Ÿ”™โ—๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฑยฉโ“๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”œยฎยฎโ„ขโ”๐Ÿ”ƒ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ•ž๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ•˜๐Ÿ•“๐Ÿ•ง๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•Ÿ๐Ÿ•™๐Ÿ•š๐Ÿ•”๐Ÿ•œ๐Ÿ•‘๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ•ก๐Ÿ•ข๐Ÿ••๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿ•–๐Ÿ•ฃ๐Ÿ•ž๐Ÿ•ฅ๐Ÿ•ฆโœ–๏ธโž•โž–โž—โœ”๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฎโ™ฆ๏ธโ™ฃ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ ๏ธโ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”—โžฐโžฐใ€ฐใ€ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฑโ—ผ๏ธโ—ป๏ธโ—พ๏ธโ—ฝ๏ธโ–ช๏ธโ–ซ๏ธ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ดโšช๏ธโšซ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ณ๐Ÿ”ฒโฌœ๏ธโฌ›๏ธ๐Ÿ”ถ๐Ÿ”ท๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”น

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#granny square
#granny squares

Getting back into square making

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killapede:

some more outside drawings! I went to LA for a while

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ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

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queergear:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!
use a red lipstick covering the outlines
pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:
http://youtu.be/-pYuvb3Iv4E

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

queergear:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!

  • use a red lipstick covering the outlines
  • pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
  • pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
  • use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:

we donโ€™t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i havenโ€™t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if youโ€™re applying for a job that views tattoos as โ€˜unprofessionalโ€™.ย 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

ibongbakal:

bluemoon5510:

i-wontdance:

Ballet Dancers in random situations.ย Linkย Photos byย Jordan Matter

http://iwontdance.com

This photo set is just so beautiful to me

Ballet dancers are the most flexible people ever.

donโ€™t fuck with a ballet dancer because they can balance their entire body weight on the tips of their fucking toes and they can spin perfectly balanced while doing it so they are some hardcore motherfuckers

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xopachi:

skwinky:

lntruding:


Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.
And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.
I just want a burrito.
In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.



UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:
A fucking fork?
I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.
A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.
People eat burritos with forks?
God is sorry he made us.
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I always need this on my blog.

I can’t be laughing this hard in the morning. 

xopachi:

skwinky:

lntruding:

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word โ€œburritoโ€ to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and Iโ€™m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

Youโ€™re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burritoโ€™s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise.ย That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you donโ€™t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans canโ€™t usually dislocate their jaws, and Iโ€™m not a fucking pelican. But you must think thatโ€™s how itโ€™s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably canโ€™t guessย anything, because Iโ€™m pretty sure youโ€™re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, hereโ€™s what:

Humans also donโ€™t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS Iโ€™LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS ITโ€™S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG Iโ€™M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE ITโ€™S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And donโ€™t even fucking think Iโ€™m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THATโ€™S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THATโ€™S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

Whatโ€™s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DONโ€™T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DONโ€™T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

Youโ€™re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.


UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID โ€œJUST EAT IT WITH A FORKโ€:

A fuckingย fork?

I DIDNโ€™T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

Thatโ€™s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKERโ€™S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. Theyโ€™re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I havenโ€™t cried since I was six, but Iโ€™m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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I always need this on my blog.

I canโ€™t be laughing this hard in the morning.ย 

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stannisbaratheon:

You can be anything you want to be, my love, as long as you believe.

A Little Princess (1995)

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kismesister:

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stopthatimp:

nani was NINETEEN and such a fucking badass who was so protective of lilo and just ROLLED with aliens being a thing towards the end of the movie. #1 Disney relative of all time.

I have honestly been waiting AGES for the right gifset to express the wonderful perfection that is Nani. She is not only protective of Lilo, she respects the way Liloโ€™s imagination and quirkiness works.

Pudge the fish got a peanut butter sandwich every Thursday. Nani does not argue the logic of feeding him, only suggests an alternative sandwich when they are out of peanut butter. Lilo was allowed to take as many photos of whatever mundane or odd subjects as she wanted and Nani would get them developed. Nani recognized what were important habits for Lilo.

When Lilo asks for a pet lobster, Nani does not tell her that lobsters are not pets. She tells her, โ€œWe donโ€™t have a lobster door, we have a dog door.โ€ She makes sure the woman at the pound does not tell Lilo that โ€œStitch is not a real nameโ€.

NANI SPENDS THE ENTIRE MOVIE MAKING SURE THAT LILO NEVER FEELS LIKE HER IDEAS ARE WRONG.

The only time we truly see Nani get angry with Lilo is when she is scared of Lilo being taken away. Nani spends the entire movie stressed out over taking care of her sister, trying to find a job, trying to make sure her sister has a friend, and yet she is always willing to put that extra effort, over and over again, to make sure that Lilo always believes that anything is possible.

This is a great moment because she probably *remembered* that Lilo said this once. And you know what? Shes not ending this day by letting her little sister think this is her fault. Sheโ€™s not having an easy time trying to be a parent, but she knows none of this is her sisters fault, and shes not going to let her think it is.ย 

And half of her terror of losing Lilo isnt even just losing her family; its knowing that wherever Lilo goes, they wonโ€™t know how to do these things. They wonโ€™t understand her.ย 

What a good movie.ย 

Casual reminder that the reason Lilo obsessively feeds the fish is because her parents died in a rainstorm and she firmly believes Pudge controls the weather. If you pay attention to the feeding sequence you will notice that storm clouds recede and dissipate, a visual narrative that confirms this.

Itโ€™s not just a habit. Itโ€™s a very real part of Liloโ€™s healing process and Nani understands that.

Also if you pay attention to Naniโ€™s room youโ€™ll notice she had surfing posters and trophies. She was very much on her way to being a pro surfer but had to give it up to become the adult Lilo needed her to be.

And not ONCE does Nani show her sister any resentment. Itโ€™s worth it to keep her family together. This is a young woman who is willing to sacrifice all of her dreams and make incredibly grown up decisions.

What I am saying is Nani is the best disney princess of all time. Disney Queen even.